written by
Major Tom

How I banged my adult tooth on metal!!! >:)))

1 min read

So. I was playing on the playground with Beatrix who is my friend and I was telling her something then I held onto the pole swinging around it and I wasn’t paying attention to where my face would land, an’ then KERPOW went my face mostly my mouth but then went my face (or mouth) into the pole. It got knocked out and I went into the hospital. You might think tho, I was probably still there. Well your ding dang wrong. I escaped through the window with my hoverboard. YEEEEEEEEWWWW- HAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW!!!!!! Ahem. It’s ez as ABC, 123, baby you and me girl! YADA YADA YO WHEE!!! YAYAYAYYAYAAYAYYAYAYAYAYYAY...... SUsSy GuRL yes. very sus bestie. (In a baby voice) no im not sus. what does sus mean? LOLOOOLOLOLOLOL IM EMOOOOO YAYYAYAYYYAYAYAYAYYAYA b-b-but ME LUV 4 U Hhahhaahaahahhhhh U STUPID GWORLLLL Ompfa loffpa yayayayayyay HEHEHEGHEHEHHEEHEHE BEDTIME FOR UU NOT MEH I DONT DESREVE GRAPE IN MA MOUTHHHHHH ATHOTHER ONEEE IN ME EEE E E E E E EEEEE EEEE MOUTHHHHH oof. I CHOKE FROM LAUGHTERRRRR HHAHHAHAHHEHEEHEHHEHHAHHAH AHEHE JODIE IS DEAD FROM UUUUU GO AWAYYY TO JAILLLLLLLL U DONT DERVERES TO LIVEEEEEEEEE bleh. bye bye. hope u enjoied. HAHAHAHA U DUMBY I NOT FINSHED HHHAHAHAHHAHAHGA U SO DUMBBBBBBB HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH LIKE AND SUB FOR MEEEEEEEE OR I SHALL HACK UR ADDRESS AND COME TO KJII UUUU LIKE WHAT U DID TA MEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEeeeeeeeeeeege4eee I forgot the topic. OH WAIT ITS HOW I ESCAPED FROM THE HOSPITALLLLL LLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLY LOLLY FOR ME CUZ ME GOOD GWORLLL AND U .........HMMMMM WATR UUUU OH IK!!! U DUMBBBBBBB AND BADDDDDD AND BADDIEEEEE GWORLLLLLL HAHAHHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHGH hope u enjoied!!!! peace out! hehehehe me still waiting for u to leave. hehehhehehhhhHHhhhehehehehehehehheheh BAHAHAHhhhahahahahahhHhahajhahahahhahh bye bye 6 year old.